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Navy Blue

from Jimmy Jams by Dan Cooper

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Free the nipple
But don’t force the spud
The erotic undertones
In your nuanced musk
The liquorice midget gem
You thought was blackcurrent
Isn’t it ironic? No.

Co-workers B.O.
In the draw with his phone
Unopened pack of mints
From a fortnight ago
And some effervescent vitamins
Double drop Calms,
Feel ‘em kicking in
Win at earning that living

Mr Navy blue loves garlic mushrooms
Nothing else on the menu will do
Glob of hot fat on a suede Chelsea boot
From a late night kebab outside the S.U.

They call him the spy
And he cries on the other side of the door
You’re snide, it’s uncalled for
His pride is petrified but he sort of chortles
Knowing he could never ever ever be that awful

The oldest person there
Bottle of Henny to himself
In the only booth booked
Can’t find his group, he says

God is down the sink
And he lives off our tax
God is down the sink
And he lives off our tax

Dear Diary,
you were overpriced
Spent too much time today
Trying to be nice

God is down the sink
And he lives off our tax
God is down the sink
And he lives off our tax

Today we sent his poetry
All round the office
Today we sent his poetry
All round the office
Had a good laugh
All round the office
Saw him waiting for the bus
So we went to the pub
Waited for the next one to come
The whole office
Everyone except him
The whole office
Had a good laugh
The whole office
Saw him waiting for the bus
So we went to the pub
‘Cos he’s

Mr Navy blue loves garlic mushrooms
Nothing else on the menu will do
Glob of hot fat on a suede Chelsea boot
From a late night kebab outside the S.U.

They call him the spy
And he cries on the other side of the door
You’re snide, it’s uncalled for
His pride is petrified but he sort of chortles
Knowing he could never ever ever be that awful

The oldest person there
Bottle of henny to himself
In the only booth booked
Can’t find his group, he says

God is down the sink
And he lives off our tax
God is down the sink
And he lives off our tax

Dear Diary,
you were overpriced
Spent too much time today
Trying to be nice

God is down the sink
And he lives off our tax
God is down the sink
And he lives off our tax

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from Jimmy Jams, released December 25, 2017
Dan Cooper

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